SPILT MILK MAG

Why can't I find any back issues?

Because we're so brand spanking new that we've only recently squeezed out the painful yet pretty mess of non-embryonic lumps that is issue one. We highly recommend you purchase one promptly.

I sent you some words and you still haven't replied.

If you are still waiting for feedback please bear with us; we like to read everything thoroughly and are doing our best not to leave you hanging for longer than eight weeks.

Why don't you make a free online magazine instead?

That's phase two. Be excited.

What do you know about literature?

Probably not any more than you (maybe even less). We just really love words and the things other people can do with them.

Why aren't you on facebook/twitter et al?

Um, we are. And we now feel very, very dirty. Please make us feel less bad about this shameful turn of events by adding yourself to our facebook group and help us spread the word joy. Feel free to enjoy our twatty twittering if you're really desperate. We also have a half-arsed blog going, but Sam is often too busy flexing her feeble admin muscles and sorting out boy bait to pen any worthy rants. Weep for all that is lost.

I'm a green-eyed boy. Does that mean I'm safe?

Not at all. We actually like you the most, but alliteration has us whipped.

All content (including images) copywright of blue-eyed boy bait/spilt milk mag 2009 ISSN 2041-2541